When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
I hate this website
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
*makes fun of weeboos*
*is a huge fucking weeaboo*
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
will smith is the epitome of a patient dad. while jaden is off trying to dismantle the hierarchy of area 51 will is just happy that it’s his son’s birthday