The only version of this damn meme I wanna seeIs a happy Izumi Curtis
*right in the feels*
radio station: *plays commercial telling you they’re commercial free*
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
has anyone found a rare occurrence yet?
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.