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Posted on 28th Jul at 6:53 PM, with 134,700 notes
To my future wife…

dropngoons:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

I hate this website

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:53 PM, with 68,839 notes

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:53 PM, with 9,931 notes
wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess
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wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:52 PM, with 236,502 notes
Real talk

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:52 PM, with 19,835 notes

ronaldkn0x:

*makes fun of weeboos*

*is a huge fucking weeaboo*

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:50 PM, with 57,697 notes
A guy in my Japanese class today...
Sensei: Why do you want to learn Japanese?
Guy: I'm tired of reading subtitles.
Posted on 28th Jul at 6:49 PM, with 30,080 notes

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:46 PM, with 403,663 notes
peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
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peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:45 PM, with 8 notes

haircutwizard:

will smith is the epitome of a patient dad. while jaden is off trying to dismantle the hierarchy of area 51 will is just happy that it’s his son’s birthday

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:45 PM, with 129,625 notes
studip:

-annoying:

NOPE

WHITE PEOPLE GET NERVOUS WHEN A BLACK TEEN IN A HOODIE WALK PAST THEM BUT THEY AINT AFRAID TO DO THIS SHIT

studip:

-annoying:

NOPE

WHITE PEOPLE GET NERVOUS WHEN A BLACK TEEN IN A HOODIE WALK PAST THEM BUT THEY AINT AFRAID TO DO THIS SHIT

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:44 PM, with 2,613 notes
woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

caretarii:

justinbaeber7:

crissle:

gorgeous award

Shes growing so big!!!

Lookin’ just like mama and daddy. This little girl is beautiful.

i hate the way yall talk about blue ivy like yall a distant relative that hasnt seen her since she was in diapers or something

the lil boys gone be chasin after u haha what grade u in now how lil short
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woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

caretarii:

justinbaeber7:

crissle:

gorgeous award

Shes growing so big!!!

Lookin’ just like mama and daddy. This little girl is beautiful.

i hate the way yall talk about blue ivy like yall a distant relative that hasnt seen her since she was in diapers or something

the lil boys gone be chasin after u haha what grade u in now how lil short

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:42 PM, with 46,237 notes

lumos5001:

fandom-universe:

HOW DID WE MISS THIS

all bow down to RTD for the most subtle plot twist ever

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:42 PM, with 2,648 notes
naninoojo:

Anime/Rap Mash-up Mix

Dont Say Lazy - K On Feat.Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, The Champs & Beyonce | Swimming Inside Pools - Chuunibyou X Kendrick Lamar | Platinum Level Circulation - Avicii X Tsukihi Araragi X Nadeko Sengoku | Uragiri no Yuuyake - Durarara!! Vs. Jay Z| Blumenkanye - Kanye West Vs. Hiroyuki Sawano | Seikan Therapy - Macross Frontier X Robin Thicke | Dou Kangaetemo Watashi Wa Warukunai - Watamote X Usher | Diamonds Are Forever - Kanye West Vs. K On! | Synchro’gin - Galilei Donna X D’angelo | Pre Habits - Toradora! X Maxwell | Holozzz - Nichijou X Bon Iver | Like I Love Iu Toori - TheTatami Galaxy X Justin Timberlake | Coolish - Working!! | Dangomau5 Daikazoku - Deadmau5 X Clannad | Consolation Presents - Love Live! X Phoenix | Coloring 1 - Papa No Iu Koto O Kikinasai! X Interpol | Renai Circulation - Tupac

[listen here]
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naninoojo:

Anime/Rap Mash-up Mix

Dont Say Lazy - K On Feat.Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, The Champs & Beyonce | Swimming Inside Pools - Chuunibyou X Kendrick Lamar | Platinum Level Circulation - Avicii X Tsukihi Araragi X Nadeko Sengoku | Uragiri no Yuuyake - Durarara!! Vs. Jay Z| Blumenkanye - Kanye West Vs. Hiroyuki Sawano | Seikan Therapy - Macross Frontier X Robin Thicke | Dou Kangaetemo Watashi Wa Warukunai - Watamote X Usher | Diamonds Are Forever - Kanye West Vs. K On! | Synchro’gin - Galilei Donna X D’angelo | Pre Habits - Toradora! X Maxwell | Holozzz - Nichijou X Bon Iver | Like I Love Iu Toori - TheTatami Galaxy X Justin Timberlake | Coolish - Working!! | Dangomau5 Daikazoku - Deadmau5 X Clannad | Consolation Presents - Love Live! X Phoenix | Coloring 1 - Papa No Iu Koto O Kikinasai! X Interpol | Renai Circulation - Tupac

[listen here]

Tagged: #oh my god,
Posted on 28th Jul at 6:40 PM, with 375 notes

euo:

**Sees cute girl selfie, goes to their blog, goes to their about me, “straight”, closes tab**

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